Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Bennett wins the lottery
As reported in the Yale Daily News, Bennett has won $750,000 in the Yale Undergraduate Lottery. Open only to undergraduates, this isn't your typical "Pick 5" lottery, but entry requires a research proposal, an exceptional GPA, piles of professorial accolates, and a posthumous "A-OK" from Barry Goldwater. The money will be used to fund his research on elitist sports cars.
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Susan thinks the sudden wealth is because she bought a lucky finances cat figurine to carry around with her at the Japanese paviliion at Epcot last Friday. She hopes even larger sums of money are to come...
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